21. Unavailable. Jersey grown. Employed college grad.
Sarcasm, sex, Jennifer Lawerence, horror movies, video games, corgis.
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
white person: I am sorry I killed your natives & enslaved your ancestors, I was hacked
Anonymous said: Do you ever talk to Shannon
My ex Shannon? I’m not sure how you would even know about her since I didn’t even have a Tumblr when we dated.
don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise.
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat