21. Unavailable. Jersey grown. Employed college grad.
Sarcasm, sex, Jennifer Lawerence, horror movies, video games, corgis.
Amazing day at the aquarium with my baby :)
Anonymous said: you and sarah should make the tag... for sure :P
Oh yeah? Haha I’ll have to talk to her about it then get back to ya.
sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…
and sometimes she’s britney
and sometimes she’s lindsay
and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi
"mariah carey impersonator"
when people correct ur grammar on the internet