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Gia Marie

21. Unavailable. Jersey grown. Employed college grad.

Sarcasm, sex, Jennifer Lawerence, horror movies, video games, corgis.

slytherinpotionsprincess:

partlysmith:

mckelvie:

mamajules1975:

thecakebar:

Oreo Cookie Butter Tutorial

Wtf…

What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.

you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?

Obligatory “don’t tell the moreos guy about this” comment

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

spicy-vagina-tacos:

luminxte:

 Searching for more dark pale? 


How the fuck do you have dark pale do you have any concept of what the word pale even means

spicy-vagina-tacos:

luminxte:

 Searching for more dark pale? 

How the fuck do you have dark pale do you have any concept of what the word pale even means

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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